chocoholic

chocoholic : a person who craves or compulsively consumes chocolate

chocolate

About as useful as a chocolate teapot- of no practical use/not helpful
"Anything is good if it's made of chocolate." Jo Brand

salmon

"You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants." Eddie Izzard.

berry

to be brown as a berry- to be tanned

calories

Quote - A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. ~James Beard

bagel

The bagel, an unsweetened doughnut with rigor mortis. ~Beatrice & Ira Freeman

artichoke

Quote: After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual "food" out of eating an artichoke as you would from licking 30 or 40 postage stamps. ~Miss Piggy